1700 Miles to Chickfest!

The moment I caught word of a massive chick dirtbiker meetup, I knew I had to do everything in my power to attend. Google maps had it at about a 700 mile long journey from Tucson, Arizona to Central Colorado, but unwilling to do anything the simplest way, Sean and I decided to extend the trip to Chickfest into a 9 day journey encompassing some of the best roads and National Parks in Arizona, Utah and Colorado.

He plotted our trip out and loaded the tracks into his gps, declaring he had found another 1000 miles between here and Colorado! Sounds awesome, let’s ride!

We unfortunately put off packing until the morning of departure and started our trip off all wrong, chaotically throwing things together and hoping we didn’t forget anything important. Finally we were ready to leave!

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Ruta de Carreteras

I headed out from Santa Ana towards Caborca. I was beginning to get concerned about our late start. My map showed the road going up to Sonoyta and then down to Puerto Penasco. At my current pace, I would be looking at riding the road to Puerto Penasco alone in the dark, which is heavily advised against and that particular road had just had a warning put out on it. I arrived in Caborca and decided to inquire on alternate routes.

I rolled up to a fruit stand where an old man with skin like leather and crystal blue eyes was selling watermelons.

“Ruta de Puerta Penasco?” I ask, point in the general direction and shrug.
The old man smiles warmly and nods. “Si, ruta de carreteras.” My Spanish vocabulary is limited, so I ask “carreteras?”. He points behind me at a semi truck. Eek, maybe that’s a bad plan too, I’ll ask if it’s dangerous. “Peligrosa?”. He assures me I’ll be fine, “pequito, pequito peligrosa…” and draws out my turns in the dirt to find the proper road. I thank him and ride off where he directed me.

The road is paved, one lane in each direction packed with large trucks belching black smoke and rattling along around 50 miles per hour. Continue reading

Hermosillo

We woke up the next day reluctant to leave our new friends, but eventually managed to pry ourselves away, pack our luggage and ride off after hugs and promises to meet again in Puerto Peñasco at the end of the week.

Because we slacked off so long, Alan and I ended up riding to Hermosillo in the hottest part of the day. This wasn’t a huge problem until we hit the city traffic and slowed down. Dirt bikes really hate idling in 100+ degrees and before long my yellow “engine hot” light came on and then the “pull over now dammit” red light. We stopped into a gas station to give the bikes a rest.

Alan goes back to messing with his chain, which is still destroying the tire. I check the oil in my bike and it’s not even registering on the dipstick. My DRZ is not usually an oil burner, but he’s not liking this heat. I pour in some of the spare oil I keep on hand and we both have a soda from the machine and rest a while. No one seemed to mind us sitting around the gas station.
I have an address for our host, but only a vague idea of where that and so we set out again with me leading and flipping up my helmet to ask directions from strangers at traffic lights. Before long the yellow warning lights are back on and we decide to hire a cab to lead us the rest of the way. We are exhausted and just want to get there.
Just as we are pulling up to the address, my red overheating light comes back on and Alan’s radiator boils over.

We park the bikes in the garage and Mijail takes us out walking to explore the city.

We had fun with the giant globe, pointing out all the places we have been and want to travel to.

Cool old cathedral

The main square where old people hang out.

I played with the little kids in this fountain and Mijail laughed because they called me “Doña” which is a term for older women. The woman at the restaurant in La Manga called me “Guerita” though, which means “little white girl”. I guess age is just relative.

These are the Mountains of the Bells, apparently when the rocks break and fall, they sound like bells ringing.

When we returned from our stroll, I didn’t see the bikes in the garage and started to worry, but Mijail’s mother had rolled them into the back yard area and taken good care of them.

I wish I would have taken pictures of his parents, they were so sweet to us, making us delicious dinner and breakfast the next morning.

We met some friends for the evening and had some drinks and split a five foot long burrito (not an exaggeration) before calling it a night.

The next day he took us out to the museum, in this very cool castle with dungeons and everything.

They had a display on the Seri Indians that I found fascinating. I really wanted to make it to Punta Chueca on this trip to meet some of them, but it didn’t pan out. ( I’m looking at possibly trekking down there with some other lady riders this winter though!)

Then we went over to his friend Adrian’s house to cool off in the pool before driving up to the top of the Bell Mountains to watch the sunset over the city.

Our wonderful host, Mijail.

Here’s another shot for the ladies.

We took a bunch of goofy pictures…

Okay, okay no more pictures of us.

That cross was erected in memory of all the children who died in 2009 when fire broke out in an understaffed day care. There were additional memorials throughout the city and the people are still in despair over what happened.
The sun crept below the horizon and we headed back down to wander the city.

This artist made really cool paintings with spray paint in minutes.

I would have bought one if I wouldn’t have completely mutilated it bringing it home.

We went home, slept, woke up to delicious Mexican breakfast and then headed out towards Santa Ana.

Can you spot the self portrait?

It was so hot that took to completely soaking my shirt in the gas station sink and putting it back on. It seemed to dry out in minutes. We rested, ate ice cream and drank sodas until we felt ready to continue.

We parted ways here, Alan heading back home to finish some Spanish homework (he was ironically skipping class to come to Mexico with me) before coming back down to meet me in Puerto Peñasco for the big couchsurfing meetup. From Santa Ana to Puerto Peñasco would be my longest solo stint in Mexico, but I felt confident it would be okay…

The Inevitable Police Shakedown

I got a bit of a shock leaving the beach when I discovered sand was jamming the throttle open. Nice to know I can corner that fast in sand if I need to! WHOO-HOO!  It didn’t prevent me from riding, I just had to consciously push the throttle closed instead of letting it snap back itself.  The sand worked its way out by the time we got back to San Carlos. We stopped at a little bar to try some margaritas Roger had recommended. They were indeed very tasty and refreshing!

 

The sun was going down and we noticed the electrical system on the Boogie was flaking out and he only had one taillight.  Roger joked that if the police tried to pull us over it was every man for himself.  Well, we head out, the boogie leading, me in the middle and Alan behind.  I see blue and red lights flashing in my mirror.  CRAP.  Do I pull over?  Roger said every man for himself…maybe we just keep riding.  So we rode a while and eventually Alan consented and pulled over.  I kept riding.  That was the plan right?!  The boogie pulled off down a side street and I followed.  Roger said this was the best plan because if we had all pulled over, we would have all had to pay a bribe, this way it was just Alan.

We wait.  And wait.  We see the lights start back up and leave so we expect Alan to come along any time, but he doesn’t.  We head back to the scene, but he and his bike are gone.  I am racked with guilt for dragging Alan down here only to have him abducted by the policia, but we determine it is best to head back to the boat and try to find or contact him in the morning.  Cops are pulling people over left and right and we need to get off the road.  Besides, maybe he will be released and find his way home.

As we take one turn after another I doubt he could get back on his own.  Guaymas is a good sized city and easy to get lost in.  But just as we’re pulling into the boatyard I see a big round head light coming our way.  I try not to get too excited, every one head-lighted car (and there are many in Mexico) looked like a bike to me, but it was Alan! 

Apparently when the lights started back up they asked him to follow them to the police station.  Instead they led him to a secluded place to ask for a bribe of 300 pesos (bribes vary widely based on how well off you look, that’s the low end.) He told them he wouldn’t have enough to get home if they took that and offered them 100 instead.  They took it and he found his way back without issue. 

I decided then that Alan was a good choice riding buddy.  I wouldn’t worry about him disappearing so much anymore.  Self-sufficiency is arguably the most important trait a travel partner can have.  You have more freedom when each person is comfortable on their own and you don’t have to worry about their ability to handle situations. 

Boogie Time!

We decided we’d done enough lounging around and we should get out and ride some dirt. Roger agreed to lead us out on some trails in the “Boogie” (as it became nicknamed because Mexicans pronounce the ‘U’ in ‘Buggy’ as ‘oooh’ not ‘uh’). It was ridiculously hot out for such shenanigans, but I couldn’t bring myself to ride without full armor, so we compromised by wearing swimsuits with our gear. I had a nice sundress cover up and I think we got even more looks than usual.


Feel the breeze

Riding dirt in a skirt

Eat my dust

The road dead ended at this tree where there was rumored to be a hiking trail to a waterfall and swimming hole. We parked the vehicles and went off on foot in search of this fabled place.

This eerie landscape looks a bit dry…

Really dry.

We may as well be hunting for unicorns.

The bikes waited patiently for us to return

Let’s boogie!

We know where to find some water…back to the beach! There’s a little town called La Manga up some dirt roads, but first a stop off at some set ruins from the film Catch 22.

I think they are meant to look Greek, but Alan seems to have it confused with Egypt.

We arrive at La Manga and have lunch at this 5 star restaurant

Shrimp tostada

My favorite picture of Roger (carnivore) and Christine (vegetarian)

Quiet little beach at La Manga

We’re all so full we siesta for a bit, lounging on bikes and buggies as locals go about their business. Alan sets out exploring the dirt road around the town and I eventually go out looking for him.

Seems he found some deep sand!

His super moto tires aren’t very good in the sand so I offer to let him ride the Zeb. He zooms off and dumps it down the beach. In his defense, the dirt was -really- deep and powdery.

He was initially stuck under the bike. I jumped in the back of the buggy to come rescue him…but the buggy just sunk into the sand! Alan got out from under and picked it up before I could get a picture.

A local came to help us dig the buggy out.

We gave him a beer as thanks.

Here’s a really lame video clip of my paddling the Zeb back to solid ground.

The sun is starting to go down, so we head back home.

I received a message from a couchsurfer up in Hermosillo to come stay with him, so we opt to head up there in the morning.

Chillin’ like Villians

We did a lot of hanging out and drinking on the boat. You know you’re in good company when you can have an absolute blast sitting around doing nothing.

We bought our beer from this fellow and his homebrew was -fantastic-!

I wish I got a picture of him driving his car with a giant mug of beer in one hand…

He gives free samples.

And has fat dogs.

Drinking some chocolate lager out of a coffee cop under a boat, oh yeah!

The Zeb chilling with some barnacles.

Alan making a fashion statement.

We moved to the deck of the boat and were sufficiently blitzed when some boatyard kids came along determined to sell us fingernail polish.

Roger insists on sampling the products before purchase.

Alan gets what may be the worlds nastiest pedicure.

We call it a night.

Things I Love About Mexico

Our first order of business was bike maintenance. I don’t know how well you can see it in the picture, but Alan’s chain is eating his tire and wheel.


He doesn’t look too happy about it.

My bike has a broken mirror, bent rack and wobbly exhaust (that last thing has been an issue since purchase and I’ve just been ignoring it, but if we’re going to ride out into the Mexican desert I should probably make sure all my bike can remain intact).

The nice thing about Mexico is that if someone can’t help you, they know someone who can. We get directed from one shop to the next, but on the third we hit the jackpot and they set to work repairing the Zeb.

Rewelded the mirror so it still had full adjustability.

Heated and bent back the rack.

Created a custom bracket and welded it to my frame to bolt the exhaust on securely.

Grand total for these services? 10 bucks. Total time? Maybe 15 minutes.

I love this country.

San Carlos

So after a weekend of diving the beach was being vacated and I needed to hit the road again. One of my saddlebags tore when my bike hit the sand and I opted to remove both saddlebags and send them home with my scuba buddy before they tore worse. Since a single saddlebag would be terrible for handling, I removed both and repacked to the bare essentials of what would fit in just the top duffel. I borrowed an empty sand bag and used it as a stuffsack fro my bedding and then bungee netted the whole thing. Tada!

Overpacking was probably a huge part of why I crashed and why the bag tore. Also I had previously bent my rack on a spill before leaving and I think it wasn’t supporting the weight of the bag so well all mangled like that. Oh well, live and learn, it’s amazing how you can get everything you need in whatever space you have available.

I recently purchased a little GoPro camera and mounted it on my bike to record the awesome road from Himalaya (since I was too busy riding to catch it the first time) and pressed record.


Off I go through the sand and gravel washes…

I glance down and realize the camera is missing!

I wait for my buddy to catch up and ask if he saw it.

I turn around and go back and find the camera in one of the washes. I’ll edit the video later when I get a chance because right now it’s like: Dirt riding, dirt riding, gravel wash, car tire, blackness, me staring at it for several minutes looking concerned. I’m just glad I found it and it still worked. Losing/breaking it on the first outing would be super lame.

There’s not much out by Himalaya, just farmers. Here’s some shots Aleksandra got of the landscape.

I was faster on the dirt, but they caught up with me on the slab and we all said our goodbyes at the gas station on the main road.

They were headed back home and I was going South to San Carlos where I was hoping to meet my friend Alan, but last I talked he wasn’t certain he’d make it or not.

Headed down the main highway alone on such a small bike was a bit unnerving. With my mirror broken off I had no warning and a large truck would suddenly whoosh by making my bike wobble from the wind. Going to San Carlos in the off season is a bit odd. The main road into town is a massive multi-lane boulevard with palms up the center. It seemed to go on forever and I kept wondering if I was there yet.

Someone told me this place was fairly affordable, so went there first and booked a room so I could shower. All that beach diving makes you feel pretty gritty.

The room was $30 a night and they let me use their internet so I was fairly pleased…up until they double rented my room out and some guy came wandering in while I was watching TV in my underwear.

I decided to head down to the marina and meet some locals.

San Carlos is a pretty scary place.


This picture pretty much sums up the general population/attitude.

The ex-pats were friendly and I got some free food, drink and company while I waited for Alan (lstzephyr) to join me. I decided to pass the time reading.

My friend loaned me Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance and I hoped to get through it on this trip, but it’s not an easy read. The author keeps talking about the two kinds of people, the Romantic and the Classic and I know I’m the former (and the author is a bit condescending to people who think that way). I prefer to believe motorcycles run on hopes, dreams and fairy dust, what of it?

So I’m bumming around San Carlos waiting for something to happen and lo and behold it does! I get an email from CouchSurfing and it turns out a girl I met three years ago in Vienna is staying on a boat in Guaymas with her boyfriend and wants to know if I’d like to stay there with them. Heck yes I do!

I explain I’m waiting for Alan and they decide to come to San Carlos to wait with me.

This is Roger and Christine

They are cruising in this very adorable VW Buggy…

…and when Alan joins us we ride over to Guaymas looking like we got lost on our way to the Baja 500.

Their boat was damaged in the hurricane, so it’s dry docked, making a perfect garage for motorbikes.

This would be our home for three days…

Dive Report

I should really give everyone a proper introduction.

That’s me on the left, my scuba buddy Jason in the middle and his lovely wife Aleksandra on the right. He seems pretty excited. Those two just got married the week before our trip. Sorry I didn’t mention her in the intro, the poor thing gets horribly car sick so she was just groaning in the passenger seat while we were running circles trying to get everything in order. She’s from Poland and still working on her English, but she made me smile when we arrived and she said “Becky, you are like Dakar racer!” then we had to explain what the Paris-Dakar rally was to everybody else.

This is their massive tent we nicknamed the Victorian Mansion.

I set up camp far away to give them some honeymoon privacy, but wandered back often because they kept offering to feed me. I was extremely grateful because my food supply consisted entirely of tuna packets, power bars and dried fruit/nut mix due to my lack of refrigeration. They had steak, bacon, eggs and fresh fruit.

Please excuse the lack of riding in this post, but diving is pretty rad too and the bike sat parked for the weekend while we dove our brains out. Night diving, deep diving, navigation, sea life identification…

—-brief thread derail while I geek out on dive stuff—


Sea Star


Spotted Sea Snake


Stingray


Sunstar


Bradley Seastar


Nudibranch


I don’t know what this one is…

This corridor is stingray alley:

We attempted to swim through all the way, but the tide was too low, the waves too strong and the walls lined with urchins.

By the end of the weekend I officially became Advanced Open Water Certified!

T’was a wonderful weekend!